Is This Real Life?

Does it seem like it has been awhile?  To me these last few months have quite honestly flown by… It feels like someone came up behind me, hit me with a brick, stuffed me in a sack, sold my car, shipped me to the West Coast, got me an amazing job, equally terrific friends, a decent studio apartment, a vita-mix, bought me a bicycle and just woke me up this morning (albeit 2 months later).  Well, this is me thanking whomever did that… Thanks, dude.

What have I been up to the past month?

Well, for starters I am no longer part of the 200,000 million people in this world who own a vehicle… Which also means I have reduced my carbon footprint by about 80%!  I also have more muscle in my legs than ever before from bicycling everywhere.  Oh yeah, and I also eat like a horse (which I have always done, but now it is totally justifiable, right?)…

Did I mention I moved 3100 miles West?  Oh yeah, well I did… To a little town just north of Tacoma, Washington.  You guys may have heard of it, they say it rains a lot there…

I am also living alone for the first time in my life… and well, it is pretty interesting (to say the least).  Of the many things that I have already learned, I will share a few in order of importance:

  1. Buy a shower curtain.  Seriously.  You may think you can get away with not having one, but you can’t.  The ten dollars is completely justifiable.  Your hardwood floor outside of your shower will appreciate it!
  2. There is no point in having a dishwasher if you have 3 dishes.  Thus, dishwasher soap should no longer be an expense.  Though, if you do decide to use your dishwasher on the odd occasion; do not, and I repeat: DO NOT put dish soap in your dishwasher.  There is a HUGE difference between dishwasher soap and dish soap.  Once again, your hardwood floors will thank you.
  3. 468 square feet of space is enough to sleep, cook, store a bicycle, or even lounge.  However, it is NOT enough space to touch-up your basketball skills.  Your neighbors will agree.
  4. A vita-mix is a necessary investment.
  5. Attempting to raw make brazil nut butter in a vita-mix will not lead to pleasant smells or a happy vita-mix.
  6. Troubleshooting and brainstorming a brilliant alternative to your low capacity washer by utilizing your hands/bathtub is a great idea…
  7. Until your water bill comes the next month and you are forced to cut your food budget in half for the following weeks to make up for your brilliant idea.
  8. Confronting the people smoking outside of your window is an activity you should engage in at your own risk.
  9. Confronting the drunk teenagers outside of your window is an activity you should engage in at your window’s risk.
  10. Realizing that you are only in your apartment when it is dark out is both extremely sad and somewhat liberating all at the same time… Plus you will never actually see the true affects of not having a vacuum.
  11. Realizing that you have never actually met your neighbor and you start to wonder if you are the only one on your floor… Until you hear a classical piano piece playing… Every morning… At 6:34… Every morning… I like to believe that I have the ghost of Beethoven living next door.  I think he has some of my mail…
Other than everything I have learned, I have also made some truly amazing friends, met some ridiculously wonderful people, and have hacked into more young thai coconuts that I ever thought I would in my lifetime… Did I forget to mention I am the newest supervisor at a Raw Food Cafe in Seattle called Thrive?  Well I am.  And I couldn’t be happier!  I would also like to take the time to thank everyone there for welcoming me with open arms and open minds… It takes a lot to handle my poor humor sometimes (As my family and friends know, whom I would also like to thank for always fully supporting me with all of my crazy ideas)…  Not to mention this is one of my first times working in a kitchen.  I am thinking of tattooing the words “watch out, I don’t really know what I am doing with this knife” to my right arm, but I like to think I am getting better.  Practice makes perfect, but not without a few mistakes, right?
Stay tuned for some excellent news from the world of raw, dishes, stories from the kitchen, and Seattle adventures.  Deane, Out.
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9 responses to “Is This Real Life?

  1. Woooo Deane you’re back!!! And ahahhahaha you’re funny. Come to #fitblog tonight…I’m hosting!!!! ;)

    p.s. I’m really sad you’re not coming to HLS anymore. Not cool brotha-friend.

  2. Yaaay! So glad to have an update! Apartment living is always an adventure…alone or not. I once lived across the hall from drug dealers in Boulder – it was scary and oddly fascinating all rolled into one. Say hi to Seattle for me!

  3. Wuz up man? Glad to see you have started your blog back. I read through quite a few of them once I left Thrive that one weekend. Keep them coming man. Love dry humor (mirrors my blog a lot)….keep ‘em coming! We’ll be in there either this weekend or next. Picked up a more clients so weekends got hectic but slowing down now. Keep some E3 chilled for me!

  4. OH my gosh i love this update!! WOW so much going on in your life- lots of changes and it all sounds so exciting! LOVE how you stressed the importance of a vita mix in there- hahah! it really is AWESOME. i was at home last week and didnt bring it with me, and i missed it so much! its like an addiction, but i dont ever want to stop it! congrats on the job- wow that is so coool! and sounds so annoying about those teenagers, especially drunk ones! not cool at all. great to hear from you!

    • Thanks, dude! My intent is to keep my posts coming starting yesterday! You were one of the main reasons I had to get a vita-mix… You talked me into it ;) Hope you are doing well, seems like you are! :D

  5. 1. you spent $$$$ on a vita and couldnt shell out the dough for a shower curtain? you are hilarious.
    2. done that with the dishwasher in college days. woops!
    3. ive yelled off the balcony at the smokers below (same outcome i think)
    4. classical music on a piano isnt too bad (it could be WAY worse)
    5. sooo glad youre back!!!!
    6. i want to visit and eat at your restaurant in seattle sooo badly
    7. dont get that tattoo :)

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